The Periodic Monologue

An odd story... A giant Chinese tortoise in the province of Jilin has been found to have an addiction to nicotine. The farmer, who smokes himself, (maybe "as well" would be a good word substitute for "himself" there) said he even occasionally shares a smoke with this turtle! Then again, it could also mean another Rolling Stones world tour is in the works!

Thanks to newsoftheweird.com for turtle story. You have allowed me to diss Keith Richards, thus boosting my self-esteem.